Red Light Fader Up

The most recent development at Hospital Radio Bedford is the launch of our brand new 'Studio One'. Simon BB tells us how it all began…

Frank PalmerOne night a decision was made that we might possibly have to up-grade HRBs’ Studio One, which was originally upgraded back in 1978....   OK, I may not remember this happening, but many HRB members do as it was a huge moment in hospital broadcasting.


Sonifex, the company who decided they were bold enough with some spare time, not to mention a few odd parts and the occasional rusty screw decided to assist, well in-fact they built us a brand new studio mixing desk that has served the test of fingers and I suppose time, so well done guys.

So some 32 years later and after many hours spent producing a variety of programmes for the patients of Bedford South Wing Hospital, it was time to say thank you for all the great times but we need to up-grade.   This decision was not taken lightly and possibly a few large gulps were required as the mixing desk had been hand made and maintained which holds and still does, some very extraordinary moments for some members.

However, this decision was driven by the demand in the additions that the mixer needed to cope with, in most cases this was achieved by the HRB engineering team, Ronnie Stanley and Dave Hill, who I believe have both admitted that some parts of the old mixer were indeed held together with duck tape!!   Take note, no screws…duck tape is the answer.  

The decision took place late one night by the HRB Executive Committee in one of its meetings that I’m sure would require an article, just to examine some of the vast and very un-related radio topics, not to mention hospital related conversations.  I will never know how we spend 90 minutes 10 e-mails later about the subject of chairs!   Now where was I?…oh yes my thought, which was just as mind blowing as understanding the hypothesis of space being endless.  

I sat there thinking, and yes, I wonder how many other members have thought along the same lines as me, ‘how many times has the microphone fader been pushed up’?   Lets not attempt to answer that question, unless someone has Carol Vorderman’s phone number as we shall probably be still working out this very large mathematical equation in another 32 years time when I sure we will have to consider another studio up-grade……can someone pick up the station engineers off the floor!

To find out who was in favour of this upgrade we used a very reliable method of a simple hands up vote…I believe someone had to help the treasurer put his hand up!   Therefore, with this in mind and with various committee members in contact with other ‘radio people’, a mixer arrived about 2 weeks later.   Now when this parcel arrived in a brown box, it was received with great excitement, but also a sense of ‘times change’, it sat there for another 2 months.  

Yes, you are probably asking why as this was such a principal moment, new equipment, lets play, remember that feeling of when you were a child receiving a new toy…that’s the one.   The reason why it sat there, was as no-one had considered a final broadcast for the existing mixer, which I’m sure was feeling, slightly disheartened with the new boy just a few feet away.   So back to the committee room we marched, where the drawing board was waiting to be re-drawn.

A date was set, and the final broadcast took place on 9th October 2009.   The dismantlement commenced as the fader went down for the last time, and I’m sure that someone had a tear in their eye, probably Dave who saw that his duck tape was no longer required!   Poised with a screw driver and some duck tape remover, they set to work beavering away as fader by fader, panel by panel and 1970s wiring came away as the mixer desk was becoming naked for the very last time.  

Now if it was still live and recording and making a running commentary on the progress as it was being stripped, I’m sure it would have recorded the endless conversations about the time, when it was put together and how many times both Dave and Ronnie have been on their hands and knees fixing sections and adding new equipment.

Then suddenly it was gone and a huge empty space appeared, and possibly a game of catch that CD broke out as members enjoyed the new space, realising that they have to broadcast from Studio Two for the next 6 months.   Now hands up, who does not understand the operational skills required for such a diverse studio…see the majority of hands reluctantly raised as defeat was admitted! – I of course did not like Studio One so I was a pro in StudioTwo…watch the training begin well on Thursday night at least.

From the 16th to 19th October 2009 saw the decorating skills of David Alley, Chris Mantle and Steve Eldridge come into operation leaving a gleaming bright new colouring scheme from the standard NHS colours.   It would seem not a drop of paint landed on the carpeted floor!

Out come the tape measures, the marks on the wall, the empty cups of coffee and of course the pencils behind the ears as the tasking of fitting in the studio commenced.   Before you ask, we had thought about this, so a march to the committee room with the drawing board, which was now covered in some technical language was not required.  

It was not as simple as a flat pack from Argos, fix A into B with D joining to the corner of M, no it was more complicated just as complicated as the concept of space being endless, yes I’m still trying to get my grey cells to understand that.

Many weekends and Monday nights were spent fixing and screwing, not so rusty screws into holes with comments like, how does that work, and not, ‘do you remember when’…this was possibly the only time when our engineers were actually astounded into silence!   I shall not even mentioned the meetings that took place to decide how many Mini Discs and CD players we should include….perhaps the phase…’we are a radio station’, clenched the argument, and stunned, many members into a form of silence that made you think…’realisation’ and I knew that, anyway agreed and moving on!!

The telephone exchange studio

Now if there was an award for the time, exertion and singularity, then Ronnie and Dave should get a Platinum Award, as they have given up so much of their time, to put this ‘Flat Pack’ together.   In fact they have spent so much time on their hands and knees that they have either forgotten how to stand or their wives or partners, don’t recognise them for the time they has spent away from home.   So if we don’t see them for the next few months, we totally understand that you have gone AWOL.

The launch date arrives and it is a case of who is going to push up the fader for the very first time LIVE, yes would someone take note that ‘push up’ has happened, the excitement mounts.   At this point, Ronnie and Dave’s hearts are pumping overtime and butterflies will be nesting in their stomachs as soon we shall know if A did fit into B and if D was joined with the corner of M!

Now a phenomenon event like the opening of Studio One that has created talk with all members, instead of what shall we play next or deciding who is going to be number 1, discussion started about the vast fader population that has broken out.   I am sure they all doing something, questions is what…perhaps we can operate the traffic lights in London, who knows what Ronnie and Dave have wired up!   So who should open such magnificent machinery, well for one last time the HRB Executive Committee marched back to the committee room to consult the drawing board, and throw suggestions as to who should open the new studio.  

Now not to sound pleased, but I think we all agreed in quick recession that it should be Chris Stills who built the original mixing desk should open the new studio.   I know that he does not have a link to the building of the new studio, but we all thought best to keep some of the old equipment alive, after all he built the last mixing desk that lasted for 32 years, so Dave and Ronnie, you have a lot to live up to!

3 - 2 - 1 Red Light On, Microphone LIVE, ‘good evening this is Hospital Radio Bedford broadcasting Live from our brand new studio’…………….has anyone seen the duck tape?

 

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